Meet Adam Green-He is a misanthropic former vegetable salesman who suckers businesses into paying him to write marketing copy. To everyone’s surprise (and horror), he manages to eek out a modest living through his perpetuation of this noxious scheme. All seriousness aside, Adam rather enjoys his job as a copywriter and content strategist. If he didn’t, he’d have spent the last ten years hawking half-used stationery or synthesizing psychedelics in somebody else’s basement laboratory. He’s grateful that freelancing is a thing since he suspects Corporate America has blacklisted him for all forms of employment.
Adam brings wit and humor to our community. He is also the inspiration for Perch getting standing desks. Thanks for being a part of Perch for so many years!